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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Love this. I think not having driving was a huge contributor to my introvertedness/social anxiety. My friends were always super accommodating, but night after night I would end up stuck in places I didn't want to be, entirely at the mercy of someone else. Was my ride drinking? Guess I'm sleeping on the floor of some weird house I don't want to be at. My social battery would drain by 10pm and I would have to bounce around asking various friends if I couple catch a ride with them when they left, and often didn't get out of there until 3am. It wasn't a situation I enjoyed being in. Sometimes it was easier to be the walking wizard.

One night I was extremely drunk on Southern Comfort and mad/butt-hurt over something my love interest had said or done. Decided to walk all the way home at 2am. Unfortunately that was a 14 mi/22 km walk through a rural area, deeply intoxicated with no water. It was beautiful hearing the roosters crow over sleepy little farms at sunrise, but by the time I finally made it home I collapsed onto my bed sobbing in misery. I slept for eleven hours and spent the next day or so recovering. It's not always noble to be the walking wizard.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just bring a bedroll with you everywhere you go. When you tire of company, start for home, but pace yourself, and camp out midway on your journey.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I just imagine him at every party walking around with a big as hikers back pack on his back.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

22km is normal, you can be home by 7am. One time I tried to walk through a forest really drunk and realized I had stepped into a creek, made it out and slept sitting against a tree.

It was really dark because the moon wasn't up that night.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't really get forests where I live, but that sounds straight up unsettling if not terrifying!

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

It's fine when you are not drunk and have some moonlight and I did this 100 times before that.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's fucking awesome! That's also how you end up running with a sect of druids.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

It was like a Lord of the rings quest but I never found the druids.

[–] ookiiBoy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago