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[–] [email protected] 224 points 3 weeks ago (51 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

There’s one guy in my department who does all the smart home shit, but I absolutely don’t see the point in it. Didn’t even connect the washing machine to the wi-fi as you can’t set it going without having loaded it first anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I could see having lights on a somewhat sophisticated timer. Like having bedroom lighting that simulates dawn, fades on etc. Maybe making a thermostat a little bit more sophisticated. I'd like to live in a world where I could trust the power company to tell me when electricity is abundant and scarce but we're gonna have to win Civil War 2 before we get that. My toilet and faucets do not need any digital technology at all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I've got this set up in home assistant, with smart bulbs that don't access the internet at all. Its really nice, goes from an orange red in the morning to full white back to orange red. Eventually will get all of the bulbs in my house set up with it but for now I have it only in my room

Automation: https://github.com/basnijholt/adaptive-lighting Bulbs: https://kaufha.com/blf10/

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