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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)

The only thing smart I want is a faucet that activates with button OR the knee / foot sensor, and gives water always with a precise programmed temperature and flow.

That and a temperature and timer controlled frying pan.

Well an incinerating toilet that just dries burns my shit using a 340W solar panel would be cool too.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For that last one, why not shit in your microwave and set it to 340W. That would easily allow you to test the system without buying any new appliance, except for a microwave if you don't have one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Imagine cleaning the splatter after all the corn boils and pops in there

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