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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In theory you could have a system that monitors input and then uses a precise amount of water to vacate the bowl.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh sick, a toilet with bowl cameras

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I figure a scale would probably work better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It's not nearly tech bro enough though. We need to jam pack this baby with Deep Learning Neural Network Image Recognition to count the corn kernels in your shit.