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The only thing smart I want is a faucet that activates with button OR the knee / foot sensor, and gives water always with a precise programmed temperature and flow.
That and a temperature and timer controlled frying pan.
Well an incinerating toilet that just dries burns my shit using a 340W solar panel would be cool too.
Gonna smell real bad
Nah you'd have a chimney. The main reason I want a "separating drying toilet" is that it would have a fan and wouldn't smell at all in your bathroom. And you'd probably also have a separating toilet as first step, then dehydration which can be closed cycle, and then either burning or compositing. And with that and biodegradable soap and detergents, sanitation becomes much less infrastructure intensive.
So it'll just smell of burning feces outside of your home. Got it.
I'm just busting your chops, I think it's a great idea.
But that is a bonus, less people will bother me haha