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Foraging for carmilk is a popular pastime amongst some US residents. While local and state regulations are in place to prevent over-harvesting, those with permits often work in pairs to search for lactating vehicles and gently harvest the carmilk from them.
Carmilk is a nutrient-dense and very rich food product which can be used to make car cheese, or used in a range of both sweet and savoury dishes. It's a popular lactose-free alternative to boatmilk.
Don’t go spilling carmilk secrets! I’ve been counting on that as a food source once society collapses and all the cyber trucks start eating humans
Only cars with enormous breasts are humanely and sustainably milked. Most are grass fed.
What about planemilk?
I mean sure, if you can catch them.