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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago (11 children)

Same goes for games BTW

Fuck online requirements

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Recently noticed how many of my "offline single player" games did not actually work offline, after moving and being without internet for a while.

To anyone reading this, try unplugging your PC and check what your options actually are. I was really disappointed about not being "allowed" to play Red Dead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And yet we will still fail the target for stopkillinggames.com People just don't care.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 days ago

Yeah I posted about that shit a long time ago, I knew people weren't gonna respond, we all saw the numbers. It had the momentum of fucking syrup.

They deserve to get their games deleted. I hope they get real fucking mad about it. Impotent rage, just completely red faced, making little comments and posts here and there pleading and wilding out, writing nasty shit, getting a fucking aneurysm.

Then giving up and moving on, accepting how powerless they are, despite not really being powerless at all. That's the real tragedy of it.

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