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I can't poop anywhere but home.

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

no kidding. if your dog had diarrhea on your balcony, would you smear it with toilet paper until clean or would you wash it off?

thought so.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Use the hose to spray it onto the balcony under me. It's dog shit all the way down.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

either way, it involves washing

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If your dog shit in your dining room would you grab the garden hose?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

no but id probably use more than just paper