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Bingo of crappy IT processes (lemmy.ml)

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[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Put all your changes on 3 separate sharepoint calendars a minimum of 2 weeks in advance. Also do the normal approval garbage in ServiceNow and attend a 2 hour CAB for final approval. If you didn't select the right dropdown menu option in the ticket details, you'll have to start this whole process over.

Also, why does it take you guys so long to get stuff done?"