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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
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Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
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I don’t actually think it’s necessary to get everybody on it, just enough people that it’s a thriving ecosystem.
Yea, but even getting to a critical mass threshold like that is going to be quite a feat. It took something like, what, 15 years for the internet in general to "catch on" with the general population? And that was without rich Nazi fucks fighting to keep people on the centralized platforms
It's doable, but the old saying "Make something good and they will come" isn't really applicable lol
Yeah, but mastodon and lemmy seem to be doing all right. I’m cautiously optimistic.