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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t actually think it’s necessary to get everybody on it, just enough people that it’s a thriving ecosystem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yea, but even getting to a critical mass threshold like that is going to be quite a feat. It took something like, what, 15 years for the internet in general to "catch on" with the general population? And that was without rich Nazi fucks fighting to keep people on the centralized platforms

It's doable, but the old saying "Make something good and they will come" isn't really applicable lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, but mastodon and lemmy seem to be doing all right. I’m cautiously optimistic.