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Why do we have this stupid code analyzer rule enabled anyway? Nobody writes code like this...

After telling them the lore why it's there:

You have seen such things before?

11 Times, as a matter of fact

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The first one returns an instance of the class, the second one is a static reference? I don't really know what I'm on about, so the words might be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Would it be an instance of the class since the first thing you're doing is pulling the one property instead of the object itself?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Interpreted it the same, but I'm coming from C++