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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

…why did Dennis Prager get arrested for dipping his testicles in the soft-serve ice cream machine at McDonalds?

Putting the obvious answer aside: BECAUSE NO SAME PERSON WITH TESTICLES WOULD SUBJECT THEIR NUTS TO EXTREME COLD!