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Trump orders all children born under Biden to be renamed after Confederate generals (theonion.com)

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In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted to destroy, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday decreeing that all children born while President Joe Biden was in office would be renamed after Confederate generals.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Now this is so obviously fake: we all know Trump does not like the military, so why should they be named after Generals? More his style and class would be "Julius" and "Ethel" (Rosenberg) or "Benedict" (Arnold).