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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (14 children)
  • ORM's
  1. Place ALL of the business logic in stored procedures.
  2. Eliminate the backend.
  3. Make the front end connect directly to the database.
  4. ~~Profit~~
  5. Introduce tons of bugs and terrible performance.
  6. Database is compromised within five minutes of going live.
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have for years been pumped to create a sql only side project or sql + frontend

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