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“I just want the court to know that I have made mistakes I am very sorry for that and I love my children and I have never, ever, done anything to my ... children to harm them intentionally,”
So what, you just accidentally locked them in a shed and forced them into slave labor? What the fuck is this apology.
I wonder if they have biological children and meant them.
Source: haven't read the article.
Edit: read the article. Still don't know.
I’m just surprised that the apology didn’t mention Jesus even once.
Brain farts and prayers
Even though by the time the hearing commences, the judge has already usually decided on the sentence, every competent criminal defence lawyer will advise their client to grovel and beg for mercy at the sentencing for two reasons:
Ah, yes, the parole they might receive when the parole board reviews their case in [checks watch] 80-100 years.
There's also the possibility of appeals to get the sentence reduced. And the defendant's family can apply for pardons. Pardons and commutations are usually associated with political grift in the US (and this is a well-deserved reputation), but they can also be applied for and governors occasionally grant them to prisoners who demonstrate they're reformed even when they're not otherwise eligible for parole.
Grovelling before the judge and acting like you accept you are guilty for sixty minutes costs nothing on the part of the defendant anyway.
I understand. I was mainly just making a joke.
Pro-Tip for any actual monsters hiding in human skin: deflection of all wrongdoing is not a great apology.