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They must be saving Hillary for when things get really bad
Michael Dukakis is their ace in the hole.
I would joke about Al Gore but he's definitely too far left
They're not quite sure if they want to rock us yet.
I know of someone we can send out to offer a Handshake.
Is Kitty Dukakis still on drugs?
I hear she's now mainlining a mixture of formaldehyde, glutaraldehyde, and methanol.
Edit: spelling
I mean if Trump were to attempt to run for president again, I'm sure the Dems would put Obama on the ticket with the same reasoning for a third term.
Somebody call Howard Dean. That's the level of enthusiasm we need right now.
Plan A was Jimmy Carter but alas
I mean, I wouldn't mind some Hillary right now.
^~not an endoresement~^
The fuck would you want some sort of that even handed well educated steady hand at the wheel?
Why the fuck would you want that? Compared to now? Cause GeNoCiDe?
^~not an endoresement~^
You forgot to turn off the signature when you switched sock puppet accounts
Whu????
JiLl StEiN 2028!!!1
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