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Have you been telling this story a while? Or are you intentionally taking credit for something you didn't do for meme cred?
Edit: actually double xp meme credit, including the OP meme cred of lying for the meme and also the meme-ness of telling the story as OC
You can trust them. I saw them doing that while I stalked them with a telescope.
I am currently stalking you with a telescope. Can you stop masturbating that frequently? It's not normally
Never!!! I use it as a workout.
Just use the other arm once...
I like the asymmetry, it adds to my crude charm.
I have told it a couple times in various places over the years. It's entirely possible you've read it before.