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[–] [email protected] 86 points 4 weeks ago (20 children)

Am I bad at programming?

No, it’s the language thats wrong.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 4 weeks ago (11 children)

Except that many other languages have proven that C++ is simply terrible at providing meaningful errors.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish there was something like that for SQL

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

We can always make a Rust Query Language

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

Feels like some arcane divination magic, I WANT IT

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Behold: PRQL. I only know it exists not if the errors are good, my SQL needs are simple, but perhaps for some complex data wrangling it could be nicer idk

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