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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

These are all accurate, except the first Waterfall one, who also doesn't go to Mars.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Right. They design the whole rocket, spend years to build the rocket exactly according to the design doc, then the rocket explodes on the launchpad and they have to start all over.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why testing comes before launching.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The build phase took too much time, you now have 1 day to test all the features and design elements of the rocket, because launch day is tomorrow. Good luck!

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