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[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago (4 children)

So fluoride is too much, but poop is okay? Got it.

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Poop is natural, fluoride is a chemical!

[–] djsp@feddit.org 5 points 11 months ago

I dislike this as much as everyone else, but… Would you give us a "/s" or some other indication of sarcasm? Some people assert what you wrote –or similar things– unironically.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 5 points 11 months ago

It's all about protecting companies. Well done USAians. Well done.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
You have died of dysentery

Make Oregon Trail Great Again…?

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Never stopped being great!

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Republicans LOVE drinking poop. Pass it on.