this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2025
130 points (91.7% liked)

LinkedinLunatics

4419 readers
1 users here now

A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
130
Maaannnn (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
30 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's cause the male version is DUUUDE!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Duuuuuuuuude is universal.

Sad: Duuude...
Happy: Duuuude!
Excited: Duuuuude!!!!
Mad: Dude!
Disappointed: dude
To male friends: Dude
To female friends: Dude
To your significant other: Dude

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And not-gendered.

I’m a dude, you’re a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, I fuck dudes, why do you ask?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also fuck dudes, why do you care?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Just to be clear, I only fuck the sorts of dudes who want fuckin, so don't think of me as some sort of dude-fuck peddler, okay?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

or Duder, or El Duderino,....