LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He was in a Playboy softcore video, handing the bunnies champagne before they got into a limo.

Exactly as Jesus would have done.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jesus hung out with prostitutes. Trump = Jesus: confirmed /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I can't fault your logic.