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All i care about is that it's stupid. After that, 1000W and a +30s button.
My current microwave has a dial with 5deg rotation per minute. So hitting 30s often just turns it off. Was super cheap though so 🤷
Must be a proper chunky dial that actually controls the circuit then.
I like that, but would also accept 'cook by wire' where the dial sets a time digitally. Cost would go up though...
Yeah it's a mechanical switch
Honestly if the only control on the thing was the door switch and a +30s button I'd be soo happy LMAO
How nice it is to find your people hahaha.
I swear if I had more time I would Kickstarter this.