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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Could I tempt you with:

  • Touch screen
  • Bluetooth control via proprietary app
  • AI, for reasons
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does it also need to connect to my wifi and won’t operate unless it can dial home?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Yes, but only on 2.4Ghz (despite that being the frequency the magnetron operates at, so it interferes with itself) and only with WEP encryption.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

While I feel strongly about the subject, I'm not yet ready to turn it into a masochistic kink.

I'll let you know if I do though ❤