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[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 55 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Seriously, fuck Excel for this. I always hate to look up function names in German.

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I also hate it!

The Italian version of Excel had the brilliant idea of translating the MID() function into STRINGA.ESTRAI(), which means "extract string".

Seriously, what the fuck.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The localisation of office software functions is atrocious in all languages. They should have defaulted to Volapuk, so that at least we could all suffer together.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It should have been Latin so at least you could feel like a magician or something

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I thought of Latin, but then some people actually speak it, so they'd have an unfair advantage.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I would happily pull out my old dictionary and grammar books, for sure!