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Men Face $1,000 Fine if They 'Discharge Semen' Under New Bill (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Ninjazzon@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A bill proposed to the Ohio statehouse will make male ejaculation without intent to have a baby, a fineable offense of up to $10,000.

The bill has been proposed by State Representatives Anita Somani and Tristan Rader, who wrote it to point out what they see as the absurdity of rules that control women's bodies but do not control men's. It has not been formally introduced to the House Floor yet.

Per Somani and Rader, men would face a $1,000 first offense, $5,000 second offense, and $10,000 subsequent offense fine to "discharge semen or genetic material without intent to fertilize an embryo."

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 81 points 1 year ago (4 children)

These performative bills are so dumb; you can't shame the shameless. Republicans are open hypocrites. You think they care about this?

Push laws for actual protections against people being hurt

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Absolutely will not happen in Ohio, the only way the statehouse could do anything beneficial for it's citizens would be to have a massive gas leak

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 7 points 1 year ago

They are too busy hurting people.

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

They aren't trying to shame anyone. They are just trying to get thier own names on the news. You mistake these poloticians for people who care about others.