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[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’ve contemplated doing all kinds of things when I get tailgated by these yokels, haven’t done a single one of them. A man can dream.

I do think the liquid ass might be ambiguous enough if executed right. Maybe if it was skunk smell or dead animal smell, and if it looked like the nozzle was askew instead of intentional. Or maybe a fine mist instead of a spray.

You’re probably right. I’ll still theorycraft revenge though

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Biodegradable water balloons kept in your car help you prevent having to stop to pee AND a useful tailgate repellant.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That just sounds like me pissing myself with extra steps.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

It will take some practice, I grant you this