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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

This sounds so much like classic, '90's The Onion that I had to check the date. Sure enough: September 4, 1996. Off-topic, but one of my great regrets is not saving a copy of the issue with the hard-hitting investigative report, "BEER! It kicks ass!"