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Naive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Exists (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] Loss@sh.itjust.works -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's cute but guaranteed if you're under 30. If you're under 40, you're going to lose any and everything you save.

[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm excited to hear you clean up on Short bets with that crystal ball of yours