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Every Book on Elon Musk's Shelf Just False Lever That Reveals Yet Another Katana Room (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

“Normally I’d be excited to win a contract this big, but every day he’d come in and give weird notes like ‘more yeet’ or ‘can you make the katana moan when I remove it from the display.’ Not to mention he keeps trying to pay me in something called SkibidiCoin.