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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How will insurance companies survive once they only start to cover things that rarely ever happen and people no longer purchase insurance?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Simple. They'll lobby the government to pass laws making having their insurance mandatory.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

They'll lie- I'm sorry- market their products in New Ways