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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe your weather control devices?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] KryptonNerd@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for my turn on the space laser

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for my turn to run Hollywood.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When it's your turn can I have a show where I just yell at the camera about shit that pisses me off? I could easily fill a 40 minute spot. It will be low budget, just me standing In front of a dumpster yelling at a camera while my co host tries to censor me in real time.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You might have to wait for Lewis Black to retire.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah there's room for both of us. Plus I'm Aussie, I'll say cunt a lot more than he would.

Oh wow. Y'all have a way with swearing, cool level-headed ranting, and self-deprecating humor that the rest of us simply can't touch. Just start a YouTube channel - I'd watch it.

Meanwhile, I'll just start my morning with Get Krackin', now that the whole series is online.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How good are you at avoiding uncomfortable topics that might make corporate angry?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not very, I would probably air all my grievances with corporate in a weekly segment called "Shit my dumb fuck bosses said I couldn't say, but what are they gonna do, fire me?."

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry, can't help you. We need propaganda mouthpieces.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Could you pass it around at the next meeting? Maybe the next one will like it.