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Did you know as a Jewish person, you are responsible for all the wars in the world? Because Mel seems to think so.
(I'm also Jewish, so I guess I'm also responsible. Must be our space lasers.)
Maybe your weather control devices?
Another possibility.
I'm still waiting for my turn on the space laser
I'm still waiting for my turn to run Hollywood.
When it's your turn can I have a show where I just yell at the camera about shit that pisses me off? I could easily fill a 40 minute spot. It will be low budget, just me standing In front of a dumpster yelling at a camera while my co host tries to censor me in real time.
You might have to wait for Lewis Black to retire.
Nah there's room for both of us. Plus I'm Aussie, I'll say cunt a lot more than he would.
Oh wow. Y'all have a way with swearing, cool level-headed ranting, and self-deprecating humor that the rest of us simply can't touch. Just start a YouTube channel - I'd watch it.
Meanwhile, I'll just start my morning with Get Krackin', now that the whole series is online.
Is that a yes or a no?
How good are you at avoiding uncomfortable topics that might make corporate angry?
Not very, I would probably air all my grievances with corporate in a weekly segment called "Shit my dumb fuck bosses said I couldn't say, but what are they gonna do, fire me?."
Sorry, can't help you. We need propaganda mouthpieces.
Could you pass it around at the next meeting? Maybe the next one will like it.
Ok, but if you control space lasers, can you please use them on a property in Florida? Asking for a friend. Like why not use these spaces lazorz to fry your enemies?
Sorry, too busy starting wildfires with them as part of our diabolical plan to do something or other.
Damnit, FS. At least share the plan with us! Lol
I'd tell you, but I'd have to circumcise you.
Too late.
Well then maybe we can take you on part-time. What are your feelings on Mel Brooks (WATCH WHAT YOU SAY NEXT!!!!)?
He's a fucking Gem, a national treasure, and i wish he was Canadian too!
Well... okay.
I wore through my Robin Hood men in tights vhs when I was young I watched it so much. Mel is a very funny man
Oh sure, you loved that movie. The people in the movie, not so much.
They clearly aren't circumcised then :D
Hmmm, must be the death star of David :3
Hey can you guys maybe chill on the whole global dominance and financial manipulations. Some of us just want to go to work, pay are taxes and die early.
Thanks
No can do, sorry. We have to force the world to eat gefilte fish.
Fucking cartoon villains. The lot of you.
(Sorry not racists just playing the part)