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submitted 11 months ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Zuck seems bored. Maybe he should donate his fortune and start over. Prove he is the shit.

He will need to change his name, and shave his head, and not us his contacts (humans, not lenses).

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 13 points 11 months ago

That's probably why Bill Gates set up his foundation. He wasn't allowed to grow his empire, so he decided to go the Carnegie route.