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JD Vance only eats the cat food part of lucky charms pass it on
JD Vance eats catfood? What a weirdo.
What would you do if you found a can of cat food in my apartment?
Dim the lights. Two open cans of whiskers puree on the table. And lots of couch.
It'll cost you fifty to watch though.
He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
He eats pieces of shit for breakfast too?
Oh boy
(Sadly they're making Happy Gilmore 2)