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I've come up with the most cursed business idea in history.
I envision founding what is effectively a suspiciously cheap home-cleaning service. Like a cleaning service, we'll require access to your home. We'll need a key or door code. However, we don't actually ever send anyone to clean your house.
Instead, we let you do the cleaning. We don't DO the cleaning. We INSPECT your cleaning. When signing up for our service, you're signing up to have a cleaning inspector show up to your house at any random time between 8 AM and 5 PM. It will be completely at random. It could be months between the random inspections, or you could get inspected 3 days in a row.
The inspector will be a form of your choosing. You can sign up for an angry boot camp drill-instructor type. You can sign up for someone who will more have the vibe of a grossed-out boyfriend/girlfriend. Or they can send a team of older inspectors that will make it feel like you're being berated by your parents. The choice of shame is up to you!
The inspectors will go through your home, call you a slob, and belittle your cleaning ability. We won't make it too ridiculous. By default, they would just expect you to keep things clean and neat, not lab-grade sterile. But if your laundry pile grows, you need to dust, or the bathrooms are a mess? Well you're going to hear about it! If you are present, they will shame you in person. Regardless if you are there or not, you will be sent a report documenting in disgusting detail all the messes and cleaning errors in your house. The report will be filled with professional-grade photos of your filth. And to provide further damning motivation? The report will be posted on the public internet for anyone to view for free.
Note: customers who are clearly using this as a sex thing will be dropped from the service.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A SEX THING
I was following along until the humiliation part.
That's the part about pressure cleaning - it's all about the humiliation we expect to occur, not that actually does occur.
Nothing more shameful than someone walking and going "oh... okay... Not bad. To be honest, I expected worse". Like, bitch what the fuck you mean "not bad"? That's the cleanest that kitchen counter top has been in 6 months!
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS "NOT" A SEX THING π