Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by nifty@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don’t lots of us die falling off of toilets?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dying on the toilet, then falling off, is common.

The poop process is a full body clench and it’s “common” for your “heart to pop” when you’re pooping.

So that’s fun.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

People need to drink more water.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 11 months ago

Vegetables are communist.

I only eat steak. I'm a carnivore, you see. I know biology says otherwise but that's of the devil.