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Why even bring him at all?
You need muscle to carry bags after you’re done
Yes, designated pack mule.
I go to the mall with my wife because we both need dinner together after. Normally I don't like going into women's underwear stores/ bed bodyworks or Sephora because if I start wondering, then women look at me like I'm some creeper. At this point I like to go into a fishtank box and play video games.
I embrace that vibe. Find the freaked out ones and see if I can make em flee the store then go back to the missus like nothing happened