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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Bilblow Baggins? (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 161 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I gotta say fellas, that is the most erotic thing I've read this decade, and the wife got me into romfic last year.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I wish this story was true and happened to me as well lmao

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

👀

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In my opinion, it would be even better if the roles were reversed, and the guy was giving oral sex.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why do you assume it was a woman giving head

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I didn't. That's why I used the neutral term "oral sex" instead of blowjob or pussy licking

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

What a ~~cunnilingus~~ cunning linguist!