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[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (23 children)

This is a disaster for the CEOs. Homeboy is going to get ended if the jury finds him not guilty.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (22 children)

Find him not guilty, the world celebrates the jury that spared Luigi and he goes onto become a hero.

Find him guilty, the world shames the judge that killed Luigi and he goes onto become a martyr.

There's no winning for the corporate elite here

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

unfortunately there always is, and it's almost always the same. wait for it to die down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Time, bread, and circuses. But, we may soon run low on bread.

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