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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 199 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] 69420@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Your name is Lizardman Lizardman?

[–] PrefersAwkward@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, if you have just 1 name, then technically, it's your first, middle, and last name at the same time

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can get behind it being a first and last name simultaneously, but can it be a middle name if it’s not surrounded evenly on either side by another name.

I guess we could say it is equally surrounded by nothing and therefore in the middle. I’m overthinking!!

[–] PrefersAwkward@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I see your point. It's much weirder to say one thing is also the middle thing. It's probably much safer to say you have a middle name only if you have an odd number of names greater than one. You safely (IMO) have two middle names if you have an even number of names greater than two.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The business cards are just ridiculous.

Lizardman Lizardman, Lizardman

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The captions are off, originally it was, "Name, race, and occupation?" It was the only picture I could find, though.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Wait until you find out about the Mario brothers.