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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The roaches. At least you know their true nature, not surprising to find them there and, in days of high frustration, one can go up and stomp a few for that crunchy sound of bug demise.

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look at this guy, he doesn't comprehend the true nature of man or like human crunch.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Human Crunch sounds like the dollar store version of Captain Crunch.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No way, you won't be able to get the roaches out nearly as easy as the person

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Poison. The house will be uninhabitable for a week, but they’ll be gone.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And that's easier than just grabbing a dude by the neck and throwing them out?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Even if you need help from a friend, that's still easier than getting roaches out

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sounds like you've never had the misfortune of being somewhere with a roach infestation.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Or maybe they already have a roach infestation because they live in filth and don't care.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ive dealt with a few though, its not really as bad or as hard as most people think. Its just about being thorough and sustained, you arent going to get them all in one hit. It just takes a few months of regularly repeating the basics of bombing, baits and spray.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

its not really as bad or as hard as most people think.

It just takes a few months

I would consider anything that takes months to fix to be pretty bad.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You just need to bug bomb every few weeks. Its not hard labour.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

People can get sick from roach feces from just a few roaches, especially if you have asthma; having 1000 would be really bad

[–] cypherix93@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FeeshyFish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends on the ambient temperature, no? I was under the understanding that roaches don't typically fly in northern states because it's colder.

[–] cypherix93@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just the fact that they can is enough for me to avoid them. Ain't showing up with a thermometer to see if they decide to fly today 😔

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Personally, I’d go for the person. Roach phobia entirely not factoring in here.

My attic is over a detached garage. If someone can access that space somehow, and wants to live there, whatever. It’s roomy enough to be fairly comfortable, tho you can’t stand up straight, and it’s insulated with electric outlets, so I’m not suuuuper likely to find a frozen person in spring. Not great, but as long as they don’t leave a mess or whatever, meh, doesn’t harm me any beyond electrical use. I probably wouldn’t even find out about it for a long time, since I never go up there; the ladder is duct-taped where it cracked at some point, and I can’t be bothered to replace it.

Roaches, however, would not stay contained to the garage. That’s a deal-breaker.