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thereโ€™s more than shown here and itโ€™s more than just these users too ๐Ÿ˜ญ

if you find the thread donโ€™t piss in the popcorn (brigade) but also please maybe donโ€™t bring it back here i donโ€™t want 400 notifications of entry level โ€œis almond milk milkโ€ vegan discourse

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[โ€“] DBT@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (6 children)
[โ€“] spujb@lemmy.cafe 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

only if hot dogs are sandwiches

[โ€“] DBT@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] spujb@lemmy.cafe 11 points 2 years ago

bwahahaha thanks i didnโ€™t even notice

[โ€“] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] spujb@lemmy.cafe 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

cube rule propaganda gets downvote on principle

[โ€“] frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Disparaging the cube rule gets downvoted on principle.

[โ€“] spujb@lemmy.cafe -1 points 2 years ago

^^ this mf calls a steak a part of the salad catagory everyone point and laugh

[โ€“] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hotdog are basically lazy subways, therefore, they are sandwiches.

Don't show me that stupid diagram. Nice meme but I can't comprehend people unironically use that as real reference for how foods are categorized.

[โ€“] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

PIZZA ๐Ÿ‘ IS ๐Ÿ‘ TOAST ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] spujb@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 years ago

THANK YOU all my homies HATE the โ€œcube ruleโ€ stupid asf

[โ€“] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nut juice.

Edit: ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

[โ€“] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes.

However, we should clarify that all breast milk is breast milk on the store label to prevent confusion.

[โ€“] allo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Someone who identifies as an almond can also have breasts

[โ€“] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Yes because it serves the same purposes.

[โ€“] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Get that shit out of here, always curdling when I put it in anythingโ€ฆ

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[โ€“] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Oats have tiny tiddies

[โ€“] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca -3 points 2 years ago

Technially i don't call it milk, because you can't milk an almond or a soybean or a oat