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[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 105 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The real question to ask is, does it contain any chemicals?

I only eat ham that is 100% composed of virtual particles.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tachyonic ham is stored in the pork futures warehouse two streets over, ma'am.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

mmm pork futures. Think it'd make good bacon?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, it's in large part dihydrogen monoxide. But it's less DHMO than the low sodium variant. So you've got to decide, do you want sodium chloride or dihydrogen monoxide?

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

I heard too much dihydrogen monoxide can kill you. Gimme the sodium chloride.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Used to be I could get my neutrino chorizo at the corner store. Simpler times