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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

People are putting health bars in their posts now? Shit, I've got to get on this.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Wrong! I cast testicular torsion!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fuck! What was that for?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, wtf who just runs around giving people testicular torsion? I cast Greater Healing!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Thanks! Have a cookie!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Let me cast heal! Wait, does testicular torsion count as a status effect? Do I cast cure or heal? What should i do? Maybe a just call for help, hold on buddy...

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