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[–] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 101 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Appropriate time for: “If you see a shoplifter, no you didn’t.”

[–] socsa@piefed.social 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if the shoplifter has a really nice butt?

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then you saw a person with a really nice butt. Who wasn't doing anything.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But like, my silence buys me a solid glance, right?

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Don't make it weird man.

[–] CooperRedArmyDog@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Absolutly not, your scielence is what a normal person does, the glance is creepy

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Then they stole my heart

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would never tell, but I wonder if people, employees, take the charge instead of the big corpo.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 1 year ago

No, it's just budgeted into the prices.