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It took me 3 tries to realize she wasn't saying "We took a moment to locate our nearest shit."
Well, you never really think about where the nearest shit is to you
I did as I flew back from Malaysia with a really bad food poisoning. I had to re schedule my flight and whole booking the new seat I made sure it was in sprint reach of the nearest shit...er.
That was a fun trip
But i do think about where the nearest xitter (shitter) is.
it might be behind you
It was inside you all along.
music swells
She?
No, She is the current president, Who is the last president of China.