this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2024
7 points (100.0% liked)

Not The Onion

15880 readers
2472 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] norimee@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

As a nurse this bandage trump showed up with looks totally like it is for show only. I would bet real money, that no healthcare professional was near this bandage and it was probably a PR person who ~~sticked~~ stuck this on him.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] norimee@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh no! You exposed me as a non native English speaker. What will I do now?

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry plenty of native speakers would have written the same thing :P

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee -2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t that make it correct?

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not until webster chimes in.

And I'm not switching to "sticked", so you'll need to crowdsource your etymological inertia from others.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Morphological dialectic momentum*

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee -2 points 9 months ago

Non-standard but still correct.