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Anon enforces automotive safety (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're going to drive to buy illegal drugs, and you don't put your seat belt on, so now some cop has cause to pull you over, what if he's doing it on the way back? Fucking idiot.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only break one law at a time.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Always be breaking exactly one law. Never more, never less.

This is difficult, but not impossible, while sleeping.