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[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 83 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

So Mass surveillance CEO say taking away their power will cause more of it? Makes sense /s

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 21 points 5 hours ago

It’s threat of punishment. There’s the money, and then there’s the rest of us. We’re at the point where the money doesn’t expect further pushback (with teeth) from us.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The bearings will continue until my morale improves.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 4 hours ago

Which surfaces? If we're talking nails on chalkboard then it's all smiles. But a well greased main gear? May wanna push for a harsher threat.